Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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