My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
and you fell through a lawn chair
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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