I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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