no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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