I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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