Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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