I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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