belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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