just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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