He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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