He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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