I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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