my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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