I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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