best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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