Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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