Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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