just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
did i just pee glitter
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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