yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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