was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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