im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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