One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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