Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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