Its about making memories worth repressing
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
vagina is talking i cant
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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