Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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