But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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