We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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