Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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