My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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