This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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