i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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