Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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