Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My vagina is officially offended.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Randomize
