Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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