hotel room ftw
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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