I don't think brook has ever known best
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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