He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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