Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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