u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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