went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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