Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
what is it with giant penises always finding me
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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