What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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