can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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