What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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