he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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