when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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