Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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