my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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