it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So much rum. So many feels.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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