You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
there is puke in my bra ... again
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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