Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
