Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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